This page offers full audio narrations of my zine-review zine, PATCH. You’ll find freely-offered sound files for issues 1, 2 and 3. If you’d like the physical zines, get in touch on my contact page.

Congratulations! You’ve found buried treasure!!
It’s the 15 minute full audio story for Patch Issue #1.

And, bonus!! Here’s the 5 minute narration of
PATCH Issue Two: eye patches I wore 2020 to 2023

Good fortune! It’s the full 22 minute narration of PATCH 3, with interviews. I won’t be offended if you skip ahead to my conversations with comics illustrators Jenn Woodall (6:08 min) and Fiona Smyth (13:30 min) although you’d miss a lot of other details about the contents and images.